Christopher: Tomahto? What's that?
Jimmy: It's just how they say it.
Christopher: Okay, I'll give it a try.
~Monologue with Christopher Walken and Jimmy Fallon, SNL
I am at work, and I just got a Jimmy John's sandwich delivered to me. I go to bite into it and I'm like, "Wait, something is missing from this sandwich!"
The tomatoes.
You know how we're having that salmonella scare and no one is serving tomatoes on their food? That stinks.
I miss tomatoes. Let's call the whole thing off!
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